It’s time to review the year that was 2012.  I would like to thank the good folks at Wikipedia for helping me to remember (for the first time in some cases) what happened this year.
  • January, 2012 – I solemnly vow not to lose a single ounce during 2012, or at least that’s how I remember it now.  This was a runaway success.
  • January 20th, 2012 – We release our first “real” version of SlickEdit for Mac. Our Mac beta testers rejoice that the near-weekly beta builds are now at an end.
  • February 3, 2012 – Van Halen releases it’s first album with David Lee Roth singing in 28 years.  Mostly comprised of completed songs that have been floating around on their demo bootleg for years, it is actually good.  The tour got derailed halfway through for a myriad of reasons.  Long time Van Halen fans still see this as “better than average”.
  • March 13, 2012 – (directly from Wikipedia) “After 244 years since its first publication, the Encyclopædia Britannica discontinues its print edition.”  This was bound to happen as nobody has bought an “old school” encyclopedia since sometime around 2004.
  • April 4th, 2012 – Public beta testing for SlickEdit 2012 begins. Two weeks after the Spring Equinox each year we are required by law to release the first beta of our upcoming version. Check your almanac.
  • April 8, 2012 – Jack Tramiel, founder of Commodore Portable Typewriter, which became Commodore Business Machines, dies at the age of 83.  Rest in peace, sir.  As noted in last week’s post, your VIC-20 led me to a career.  Mr. Tramiel was also a holocaust survivor, having been liberated from Auschwitz in 1945.
  • April 13, 2012 – North Korea launches an “ Earth observation satellite“.  It goes about as well as my weight loss efforts.  I hope they did it at night, it was probably much cooler than any fireworks display.
  • Spring-Summer-Fall, 2012 – After losing 100 games in 2011, The Chicago Cubs have a new General Manager, Manager, and the fans have renewed hope.  The Cubs lose 101 games in 2012.  Ron Santo, veteran Cubs player and broadcaster is inducted into the baseball hall of fame.  I think he would have liked to be inducted on the previous ballot, when he was alive to see it.
  • May 2, 2012 – (directly from Wikipedia) “A pastel version of The Scream, by Norwegian painter Edvard Munch, sells for US$120 million in a New York City auction, setting a new world record for an auctioned work of art.”  While we continue to hear about a sluggish economy here in the U.S., and in fact, around the world, apparently some of us still have lots of disposable income.  I could have taken the original, run it through some Instagram filters, and sent it to a place that prints pictures on canvas for a US$1 million, and netted a profit of around US$999,900.
    • Instagram was in the news this year.  I’ve never used it so I’ll mention it vaguely.  I rarely take a picture worth sharing, and if I do I don’t usually want to convert it to sepia-tone first.
  • June 24, 2012 – Lonesome George, the last known Pinta Island tortoise, dies at an unknown age believed to be over 100.   I don’t know about you, but a world without the Pinta Island tortoise, is a world I can live in just fine… because it looks exactly like every other larger tortoise I’ve seen at a zoo or Disney’s Animal Kingdom.  George was quoted as having said “The meaning of life is…”.  I’m joking.  He was a tortoise folks.  If he could have spoken he would have asked “Is there any more of that lettuce?  I would like some lettuce”.
  • July 27 – August 12, 2012 – The Summer Olympics are held in London.  This event gives swimmers a chance to be sports icons … until there is a professional league for them to compete in.  It also serves as a reminder that by and large, Americans do not “get”, or care very much about, soccer.  Also, we aren’t very good at it.
  • October 14, 2102 – (directly from Wikipedia) “ Austrian skydiver Felix Baumgartner becomes the first person to break the sound barrier without any machine assistance during a record space dive out of the Red Bull Stratos helium-filled balloon from 24 miles (39 kilometers) over Roswell, New Mexico in the United States.”  I’m curious if he’s scared of heights.
  • October 23rd, 2012 – Apple formally announces the iPad Mini, confirming and ending a years worth of speculation. Still to be determined is if this was the first Apple product released against Steve Job’s wishes, or simply the culmination of the late founder’s final act of misdirection and subterfuge.
  • October 26th, 2012 – Microsoft releases the Surface. For the first time in a long time the Microsoft faithful can stick out their tongues at the Apple and Android tablet disciples and chant “nya-nya-na-boo-boo”.
  • October 29th, 2012 – I was going to write something about Scott Forstall being forced out at Apple. But the man’s name will forever be associated with the first iteration of Apple Maps for iOS, so I feel no need to pile on further.
  • All of November, 2012 – A whole lot of nothing continues to happen in the NHL labor talks. This could have serious consequences for SlickEdit in 2013. In addition to our observance of the Spring Equinox, we also usually rely on waiting until the Carolina Hurricanes are mathematically eliminated from the Stanley Cup playoffs before readying the beta builds.
  • November 23, 2012 – Actor  Larry Hagman dies.  I remember as a child when JR was shot.  I still don’t know who shot him, and it wouldn’t matter very much since I’ve never seen another episode of Dallas – I just happened to be up that night.  But whether you loved Dallas or not, I think we can agree that in the last few years Mr. Hagman’s eyebrows had become kinda creepy.
  • December 20, 2012 – I write a Christmas themed post about receiving a VIC-20 for Christmas in 1983.  Along with the Commodore ad that features William Shatner, I try to fit a video of William Shatner singing (or perhaps it’s a dramatic reading of) “Rocket Man” at a Sci-Fi award show in the late 1970s.  We decide it doesn’t fit and it is omitted.  If you haven’t seen this, look it up on YouTube.  It is much funnier than anything I will write here.
  • December 21, 2012 – The world failed to end, highlighting the fact that if the Mayans were so terrific at predicting things, we would have more… Mayans.  My favorite Facebook post regarding this had Marvin the Martian staring into a telescope saying “Where was the Kaboom?  There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom”.
  • December 30th, 2012 – The Carolina Panthers eke out a come from behind victory over the New Orleans Saints, capping off yet another almost-but-not-quite season at 7-9, stringing us North Carolinians along for yet another year. Perhaps the Earth-shattering kaboom would have been preferable.  Can we get Cam Newton to stop doing that “Clark Kent ripping open his shirt- Superman thing” until they have a winning record after the fourth week of the season?
  • December 31, 2012 – Our first year in review post is completed.  Unless we did one before, I didn’t check.  The NHL and the player’s union are supposed to meet today.    We would love to add one more entry…